The Church of the Bunny

Yes, you heard me. gramina is a longtime member of the religion that proclaims, "Our God Is Most Fun to Pet."

The three important things are Snacks, Naps, and Holy Hopping (but always keep one paw on the floor). The website gives additional details, including the Rabbit Rapture.

Interested in joining? What if you don't have a bunny? The site answers that, too:

You don't need a bunny. If it's fluffy and cute, it's a Holy Emissary of the Bunny and should be treated with petting, cuddling and snacking.

Any cuddly being will work. Bunnies, cats, hamsters...heck, even a hermit crab. Who are WE to tell the Bunny that there has to be fur, long ears, and a cottontail?

If you don't have a pet, that's fine, too. The Bunny is within us all. All of us are Bunnies, and the Bunny is All of Us. Let the Bunny inside you hop free, my child! Surround yourself with images of The Bunny. Immerse yourself in The Bunny. Holy Hop your way to an ecstatic trance of Bunny Delight. Feel The Bunny Cuddle You in Her Great Paws and Twitch Her Warm Whiskered Nose into the Silence of your Soul...

I was going to save this for Easter, but nahhhh. It's too good to keep to myself.